Here we go again guys!

You know what I say: Another Thursday, another Tag. Okay, so I don’t really say that, but hey, it works this week.

The weird questions tag is packed with weird-ass questions. I’m talking about the most random and obscure questions in the universe. Makes you wonder who even comes up with them. Hmmm. We may never know. But let’s do this!

(And yes, my creative juices have been out of commission lately. I wish I wish I wish, oh, how I wish they’d just behave and let me write another fiction piece, but when it comes to creativity, we should really just let it all come naturally. If you force it, you’ll end up with something half-baked, which never makes anyone happy.)

Let’s shred this tag to pieces!

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Q1. Do you sleep with the lights completely switched off, or with a night lamp?

A. Lights completely off. I can’t sleep with even a glimmer of light on my face. Just a nuisance.

Q2. Do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotel?

A. Yes, but I’m no kleptomaniac! I just think they’re cute and handy. And fun. And cute.

Q3. Do you sleep with your legs covered or uncovered with a blanket?

A. Generally, my legs are covered. It’s my feet that aren’t. They prefer staying cool, so they stick out the end every night.

Q4. Have you stolen money before?

A. Lol. Who hasn’t?

Q5. Do you like to use Post-It notes?

A. Not really. I find them annoying, and also a waste. I have no need for them.

Q6. Do you always smile for pictures?

A. I hate having my picture taken. I try to avoid it and selfies with other people as much as I can. Therefore I goes without saying, I don’t really smile. Unless you count a forced smile.

Q7. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

A. I do actually. Most of the time when I’m climbing or descending stairs. I think many of us do that. Don’t we?

Q8. Have you ever peed in the woods?

A. Yes. Don’t judge. It’s natural.

Q9. Have you ever pooped in the woods?

A. Yes. Don’t judge. It’s so natural.

Q10. Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?

A. Sure. I do that. Lol.

Q11. Do you chew your pencils and pens?

A. I don’t chew them, so that they end up deformed and scraggly. I just bite on them. Gently. Every so often.

Q12. How many people have you kissed this week?

A. One. And before you go speculating, let me just say that the questions doesn’t say the kind of kiss, so it could be on the lips, cheek, a flying kiss, etc. Lol.

Q13. Is it ok for guys to wear pink?

A. Not only is it ok, but it’s hella ok.

Q14. What is your bed size?

A. It’s a single. I sleep alone. Sadly. Morosely. Unfortunately.

Q15. Where would you bury hidden treasure of you had some?

A. In a super secret place that I would never type here for anyone and everyone to read.

Q16. What do you drink with dinner?

A. Chilled water, or iced tea, or lemonade sometimes.

Q17. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

A. Usually it’s from McDonald’s, and so I get the mustard sauce. Chilli/sriracha sauce is good too. I’m all about that spice.

Q18. What movie could you watch over and over again and still love?

A. Jumanji. Jumanji. Jumanji.

Q19. Would you ever strip or pose nude for a magazine?

A. Would you ever eat glass?

Q20. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

A. Years ago. I mean at least 15 years. Crazy, isn’t it? I need to do it again. Soon.

Q21. What food item grosses you out beyond anything?

A. French beans. Just keep them away from me. Ok? Thank you.

Q22. Can you change a flat tire?

A. No, I cannot. I wish I could. I should learn how to.

Q23. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

A. Nope. And don’t intend to.

Q24. Best thing to eat for dinner?

A. A nice juicy steak with steamed vegetables and mashed potatoes. And an iced tea.

Q25. Are you lazy?

A. I’m so lazy that I…..

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(No, I’m not really lazy. Lol.)

I just get so thrilled that there are more parts to these tags coming in the future. I also feel a little sad, because I wish I could keep these posts going and add more questions instead of just 25, but then the word count shoots up exponentially and too long a post isn’t that much fun to read.

Next week, it’s Part 2! Be warned. It’s going to be hella fun. Until next week!

This is me, signing out!

Β© Amaan Khan, December 13, 2018.

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