Happy Thursday everyone!

How is your day going? Good? Fine? Swell? Not-so-swell? Well, don’t fret, coz I’m back this week with this lousy tag. The super weird and strange questions tag. Am I the only one glad that this is the last edition? Let me know in the comments.

If you missed Part 1 and Part 2 of this tag, feel free to read them before proceeding with today’s post. You don’t have to, it’s not mandatory. But it’s fun and stupid as heck, so you probably should.

And without further ado, let’s jump right into it, for the last time!

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Q1. Sugar cookies or dough cookies?

A. Dough. All the way. Dough.

Q2. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

A. Who can’t?

Q3. Are you patient?

A. I am, but only till it starts getting too annoying. Then, I’m not patient at all. Then, I’m just suffering.

Q4. DJ or band?

A. Band. I feel like this is a wedding question. Still, I’d rather go to a band concert than a DJ’s.

Q5. Green or black olives?

A. Black, just coz.

Q6. Can you knit or crochet?

A. I used to be able to knit. Once, when I was 10, I knit 50% of a sweater; my aunt completed the rest. Now I’ve forgotten how to do any of it.

Q7. Best room for a fireplace?

A. The bedroom. Best room for a fireplace. The bedroom.

Q8. Who was your highschool crush?

A. It was this girl called Soumya. But she moved to Australia during the middle of the year, so that was annoying.

Q9. Do you miss anyone right now?

A. You, bub. I miss you.

Q10. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your way?

A. What am I, five?

Q11. Would you ever go vegan?

A. Would you ever sleep with Trump?

Q12. Do you wear socks when sleeping?

A. Only on especially cold winter nights.

Q13. Who is your idol at the moment?

A. At the moment, no one really. I guess J.K. Rowling. But she’s always been my idol.

Q14. Who is the world menace at the moment?

A. Trumpity Trump Trump.

Q15. Stairs or elevator?

A. Stairs. Even if it’s 20 storeys. Stairs,l always.

Q16. Favourite Harry Potter spell?

A. Avada Kedavra. Google it. You’ll be shocked.

Q17. Add two inches to your height or two inches to your…. you know what.

A. Two inches to my height, please and thank you. Two inches to my you know what… ok, let’s not go there. Who the heck comes up with these questions?

Q18. Make it or break it?

A. Make it. Build it. Shape it. Grow it.

Q19. Who what how where why when which?

A. Huh?

Q20. Can you solve a Rubik’s cube?

A. Nope, doesn’t even feel like something I want to do.

Q21. Are you a good employee?

A. The best! (Ask anyone, they’ll say I am, but I get away with things no one knows about *evil laughter*)

Q22. Have you ever been on TV?

A. Yes, I was part of the audience on some stand-up comedy shows and news reports and stuff. It was cool and stuff.

Q23. Would you ever go on Big Brother?

A. Yes. I think that entire show is a big social experiment life lesson extravaganza. It can teach you many things about the human psyche, human behavior, and life. Its really something.

Q24. Can you summersault?

A. I used to be able to, now I can’t. The ravages of age, I tell you.

Q25. What do you like on your toast?

A. A good helping of butter. Or a slice of cheese. I like to put either of these right after the bread comes out of the toaster, so that they melt and stuff. Drooooooool.

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So, there you have it folks! Another end to yet another drawn-out tag. I think I’m sure now. I’m not the only one who is happy that this tag is over. Thank God!

So I guess you guys have realized that this will be the last post of the year! 2018 was a fun ride. I first started blogging on WordPress back in January, and it’s been a hellava lot of fun, I’ll tell you that.

What’s in store next year? Only one way to find out.

Happy New Year, you guys!

This is me, signing out.

© Amaan Khan, December 27, 2018.

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